Jeff Samardzija doesn't deserve the nickname "Shark". To have a cool nickname you have to actually do something cool or worthwhile, and frankly, costing the Cubs millions of dollars to be a mediocre pitcher is not cool.
Nevermind he got the nickname from his football teammates at Notre Dame. If he wants to go relive the glory days back in South Bend he can "Shark" it up all he wants there. But in Chicago that nickname does not exist. Until he manages to do something worthy of being "Shark" he will be known as "Smarch" instead.
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